Former French President Fails to Surrender to Poodle

He never stood up to “unpredictable animals” prone to “frenzied fits” and “vicious, unprovoked attacks” before. I wonder why he started now? Maybe it’s never too late to become a calm, assertive leader.

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president’s wife.