Vice President Joe Biden to Endorse Sex Panther Cologne

San Francisco, CA – February 15, 2009 – Omni Consumer Products has announced a 4-year sponsorship deal with Vice President Joe Biden to endorse their product Sex Panther Cologne.

“Joe’s veneer of confidence is a perfect match for what we are trying to achieve,” noted Sex Panther spokesman Brian Fantana. “We’re 40% sure this is definitely the right decision. And it doesn’t hurt that he really knows how to connect with the ladies.”

Nervous and confident at the same time, Biden discussed the first TV spot shot on Wednesday saying, “I was absolutely certain there was a 30 percent chance I’d get the slogan wrong.” And he was right, delivering on 7 of 10 takes where he held the product and recited the tagline, Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Omni Consumer Products would like to note that this announcement was planned for yesterday to coincide with Valentine’s Day, but their ISP only guarantees 99% percent uptime.

Biden and Fantana at Sex Panther partnership announcement.

Biden and Fantana at Sex Panther partnership announcement.

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