The moral of the story in this Seuss-esque poem is that when you’re in a hole, you need to quit digging. Be sure to enjoy the whole thing, but here’s a snippet of The jubjub hole:
So there they all stood, pointing fingers and yelling
While below them the black hole kept growing and swelling.
And then at the moment of greatest confusion
The panel announced it had reached a conclusion:
The Kingdom of Whatsis was bound for disaster.
The Spendits all nodded, then Spent even faster.