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No Right to Health Care
Thank you John Mackey for understanding and defending rights. I might have to start shopping at Whole Foods. Many promoters of health-care reform believe that people have an intrinsic ethical right to health care—to equal access to doctors, medicines and hospitals. While all of us empathize with those who are sick, how can we say [...]
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Rather Begs for a Bailout
This is ridiculous. Dan Rather, a man who has blood on his hands for helping to kill mainstream media, is calling for a government commission to save it. What he, and the others calling for media/journalism/newspapers to be saved, don’t understand is that journalism/media isn’t dying, it’s just changing. Calling for journalism to be saved [...]
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No Man, We’re Out of Money
It’s been a while since I’ve been able to post. I have a few things sapping my extra time, but I wanted to say something about President Obama’s appearance during the All-Star Game. Early in the game, President Obama visited the booth to chat with the announcers when Joe Buck noted that the NL hasn’t [...]
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Who is Steve Jobs?
This isn’t a great letter, but it’s a bit reminiscent of Atlas Shrugged when they try to force John Galt to be their economic dictator to solve the countries problems. Now the suggestion: Draft Steve Jobs (his health willing) to run a combined GM and Chrysler. After all, who has done a better job developing [...]
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Vice President Joe Biden to Endorse Sex Panther Cologne
San Francisco, CA – February 15, 2009 – Omni Consumer Products has announced a 4-year sponsorship deal with Vice President Joe Biden to endorse their product Sex Panther Cologne. “Joe’s veneer of confidence is a perfect match for what we are trying to achieve,” noted Sex Panther spokesman Brian Fantana. “We’re 40% sure this is [...]
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The Big Two-Oh-Oh
In a coincidence not quite as remarkable as Thomas Jefferson and John Adams dying on the same day, the 50th anniversary of America’s Independence, Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born on the same day 200 years ago. Who was more influential and important to world history? Who would I rather have dinner with? These [...]
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Mathematicians Discover Largest Number
A little about the stimulus from the one-man Onion that is Iowahawk. PALO ALTO, CA – An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value “by a totally mindblowning shitload.” Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a “stimulus,” [...]
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Back from CO
I spent the last week or so in Colorado with family and friends. Now that I’m back from CO and can breath a little easier, I’ll get back to posting.
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A Step in the Right Direction: Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Obama